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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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July 11th, 2007

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09:41 am - How The Beastie Boys Saved My Relationship
Last Tuesday, I called Maggie in a frantic panic. The conversation went just about exactly like this:

Maggie: "Hello?"

MJD: "I have a life-or-death question. It's very important."

Maggie: "Um, okay."

MJD: "Do you like the Beastie Boys?"

Maggie: "Uh, yes. Yes I do."

MJD: "Good."

Maggie: "Is that all?"

MJD: "Yes, yes. that's all."

Maggie: "Okay. . ."

MJD: "I suppose I should explain, huh?"

Maggie: "Well, you don't have to. But it would be nice."

MJD: "Okay, well, here's the thing. I had a roommate in college, Kevin. Kevin was a great guy, and he really, really liked the Beastie Boys. One day, he turned to me and said, "Mike, this is important. Never trust a girl who doesn't like the Beastie Boys. They're not the sort of girl you should hang out with. And never, ever date one." And, as I was driving through town, a Beastie Boys song came on, and I remembered his advice. And I suddenly had to call you."

Maggie: "I like you."

MJD: "I know."
And that was the end of the conversation.

Then I went and saw Transformers with tesinth, and life was good.
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "Off to See the Lizard", -JB

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[User Picture]
Date:July 11th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
Once upon a time, a looooooong time ago, I was confused and didn't know the difference between The Beastie Boys and Pet Shop Boys.

(Well, if you were to imagine not knowing the music, you can kinda see how it could happen. . . )
[User Picture]
Date:July 11th, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)
I could see that. They're both boys, after all :)
[User Picture]
Date:July 11th, 2007 10:42 pm (UTC)
And beasties are what you find IN a pet shop. . .

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