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July 11th, 2007
09:41 am - How The Beastie Boys Saved My Relationship
Last Tuesday, I called Maggie in a frantic panic. The conversation went just about exactly like this:
Maggie: "Hello?"
MJD: "I have a life-or-death question. It's very important."
Maggie: "Um, okay."
MJD: "Do you like the Beastie Boys?"
Maggie: "Uh, yes. Yes I do."
MJD: "Good."
Maggie: "Is that all?"
MJD: "Yes, yes. that's all."
Maggie: "Okay. . ."
MJD: "I suppose I should explain, huh?"
Maggie: "Well, you don't have to. But it would be nice."
MJD: "Okay, well, here's the thing. I had a roommate in college, Kevin. Kevin was a great guy, and he really, really liked the Beastie Boys. One day, he turned to me and said, "Mike, this is important. Never trust a girl who doesn't like the Beastie Boys. They're not the sort of girl you should hang out with. And never, ever date one." And, as I was driving through town, a Beastie Boys song came on, and I remembered his advice. And I suddenly had to call you."
Maggie: "I like you."
MJD: "I know." And that was the end of the conversation.
Then I went and saw Transformers with  tesinth, and life was good.
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "Off to See the Lizard", -JB
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![[User Picture]](https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/46638005/9126924) | | From: | tesinth |
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| Date: | July 12th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC) |
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Dang, and I though you were cool... You probably wouldn't have even been interested in the TomTom navigation unit which is sold with Mr. T's voice on it, "Turn Left, Fool!" I pity da' foo' who doesn't turn left! |
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