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Ár nDraíocht Féin
Three Cranes
Chaos Matrix

October 4th, 2007

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10:55 am - Fat and happy, baby!
According to my University-provided health assessment, I am overweight and I need more exercise.

No wonder kids have image problems, if I am overweight.

Anyway, guess what this means?

I have a prescription to go hiking!
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About", -JB

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Date:October 4th, 2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
That thingy says my BMI is 18.8: just a smidge over underweight.

They are totally lying. I can pinch WAY more than an inch on my ass.

So yes. If me=almost underweight, then it is lying.

And you're not fat. At least not that I can tell from pictures. Do you just post the ones that were taken at really flattering angles or something?

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Date:October 4th, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
I can pinch WAY more than an inch on my ass.

Which led to my first thought (I always seem to start with the inappropriate ones): "How much can I pinch on your ass?"

You know how they say "the camera adds ten pounds?" Well, my camera shaves off sixty lbs. I'm really a behemoth. I just know how to choose flattering clothes, lighting, and a very competent actor who plays me in photographs and at festivals.

And people wonder why I'm broke :) Actors are expensive!

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