October 4th, 2007
|10:55 am - Fat and happy, baby!|
According to my University-provided health assessment, I am overweight and I need more exercise.
No wonder kids have image problems, if I am overweight.
Anyway, guess what this means?
I have a prescription to go hiking!
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About", -JB
That thingy says my BMI is 18.8: just a smidge over underweight.
They are totally lying. I can pinch WAY more than an inch on my ass.
So yes. If me=almost underweight, then it is lying.
And you're not fat. At least not that I can tell from pictures. Do you just post the ones that were taken at really flattering angles or something?
I can pinch WAY more than an inch on my ass.
Which led to my first thought (I always seem to start with the inappropriate ones): "How much can I pinch on your ass?"
You know how they say "the camera adds ten pounds?" Well, my camera shaves off sixty lbs. I'm really a behemoth. I just know how to choose flattering clothes, lighting, and a very competent actor who plays me in photographs and at festivals.
And people wonder why I'm broke :) Actors are expensive!