October 4th, 2007
|10:55 am - Fat and happy, baby!|
According to my University-provided health assessment, I am overweight and I need more exercise.
No wonder kids have image problems, if I am overweight.
Anyway, guess what this means?
I have a prescription to go hiking!
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About", -JB
Indeed, I was informed I was overweight in person.
In fact, she measured me, figured out my BMI, and when I said, "Wait, I'm overweight?" she informed me, "You know where your fat is."
My questioning, "WTF?" look was ignored.
I might have tried to turn it into a pickup line. "Well, baby: let's go back to my place and I'll show it to ya!"
Ha! Or you could have said, "Oh, yes, I see I dropped it on your ass when I came in."