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Ár nDraíocht Féin
Three Cranes
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October 4th, 2007

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10:55 am - Fat and happy, baby!
According to my University-provided health assessment, I am overweight and I need more exercise.

No wonder kids have image problems, if I am overweight.

Anyway, guess what this means?

I have a prescription to go hiking!
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About", -JB

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Date:October 5th, 2007 02:14 am (UTC)
Geez, all you had to do is stand sideways...

DOC: Mr. Dangler, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...

MJD: Oh yeah? [turns perpendicularly from doc and looks askance] What makes you say that?

DOC: Hey, where'd you go? Hello? Mr. Dangler?? [looks frantically around the exam room, under the gurneys and chairs] Nurse! Where did my patient go?
[User Picture]
Date:October 5th, 2007 12:14 pm (UTC)
Ooh, excellent scenario :)

"Nevermind, I found my patient: he was hiding in the closet with the bedpans with Jesus the whole time."
[User Picture]
Date:October 5th, 2007 02:32 pm (UTC)
My BMI puts me at under what I "should be" and all I have to say to that is *meth ... while I make a funny face*
Eat more and just be happy :)

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