October 4th, 2007
|10:55 am - Fat and happy, baby!|
According to my University-provided health assessment, I am overweight and I need more exercise.
No wonder kids have image problems, if I am overweight.
Anyway, guess what this means?
I have a prescription to go hiking!
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About", -JB
Geez, all you had to do is stand sideways...
DOC: Mr. Dangler, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...
MJD: Oh yeah? [turns perpendicularly from doc and looks askance] What makes you say that?
DOC: Hey, where'd you go? Hello? Mr. Dangler?? [looks frantically around the exam room, under the gurneys and chairs] Nurse! Where did my patient go?
Ooh, excellent scenario :)
"Nevermind, I found my patient: he was hiding in the closet with the bedpans with Jesus the whole time."
|Date:||October 5th, 2007 02:32 pm (UTC)|| |
My BMI puts me at under what I "should be" and all I have to say to that is *meth ... while I make a funny face*
Eat more and just be happy :)