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April 7th, 2010

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01:31 pm - And the meth-heads dance in harmony with the music of the rides. . .
Today, I ran afoul of the pseudoephedrine purchase limits while picking up some generic Sudafed at Target. I was denied purchase at the Pharmacy.

How I somehow managed to purchase in excess of 9 grams in the past 30 days is beyond me, but between Maggie and I each having a cold that's lasted for over two weeks at this point will do that, I guess. To put it in perspective, a single box of 20 12-hour "nasal decongestant" products contains 2.4g of pseudoephedrine, meaning that between the two of us, we've each apparently been taking 240mg of pseudophedrine (the regular 24-hour dose) each day for roughly 37 days.

In my mind, this totally doesn't add up. I started getting sick, myself, around Friday of last week (so, about 12 days ago). I stopped taking pills when we last ran out, which was about 5 days ago. I ended up taking approximately 1200mg total during that period (I happen to know, because I skipped a few doses and finished took every pill in a single blister pack, which holds 10 pills at 120mg each.

To complicate things more, all this math means that I am the sole provider of pseudoephedrine in the household, which simply isn't true: Maggie bought the last box.

So, somehow I exceeded the limit of purchasable pseudoephedrine, but I don't really know how. Something is not adding up in my mind. Unless I'm just a dangerous drug dealer too hyped on Meth to know that he's a dangerous drug dealer hyped on Meth.

I guess anything is possible.
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Date:April 7th, 2010 06:23 pm (UTC)
I guess that's possible: I hadn't thought someone else might be rippin' off my info to get their meth fix, but I'd be surprised if folk didn't do that.
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Date:April 7th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
Intervention is scheduled in May when I'm in town. If you're missing teeth by then, I'm cracking skulls.
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Date:April 7th, 2010 06:21 pm (UTC)
When are you in town, exactly?

Because I was watching the A-Team trailer yesterday, and I thought, "You know, there is no one I would rather see this movie with than deedeehopskotch."
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Date:April 8th, 2010 09:22 pm (UTC)
I'll be in town a few days before/after Memorial Day, though, I'm still not sure what days I'll be in Columbus. I totally want to see B.A Baracus kick ass!
My mom's throwing a bday party (for herself). There will be pinatas and possibly segways. How could I say no?
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Date:April 9th, 2010 12:40 pm (UTC)
Crap: I looked up the release date and it's not until June.

I'll be at a festival before Memorial Day, but I'll be back on Monday, so if it's possible to arrange an evening, that would be awesome. We can put you up at my place, too: we have guest beds!
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Date:April 7th, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
Someone probably did steal your information to get their fix. In Canada there are no laws about pseudoephedrine, or even codeine for that matter. You just have to ask the pharmacist because it's not out on the main counter...
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Date:April 8th, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
Coincidentally, I had to make a CVS-run today to buy Clariton for my boy and as I'm walking back to the apartment I noticed at the bottom of the receipt:

The daily limit of pseudoephedrine is 3.6 grams.

Today's transaction you purchased 2.4 grams of pseudoephedrine.

I laughed. I knew they tracked it, but I thought this was kind of funny to be boldly printed on the bottom of the receipt.

Maybe you can answer the question this raised for me. Did you buy it at different stores? I'm curious if they just tracked it at each store, or if it's actually logged on your ID and can be viewed at any location.
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Date:April 8th, 2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
Since anytime I've had to buy it, I've had to present my license, its doubtful someone else is using your name (unless it is someone at the pharmacy of course). To get around stupid laws you have to think like the idiots who these laws were meant to catch, change up the pharmacies you use (I haven't heard of any of them linking databases). Oh well, at least I know what to bring tomorrow night! :)

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