Thank the gods that my wife is a social worker.
Welcome to Leo Colin Dangler (5 lbs., 3 oz.) and Amelia Ann Dangler (6 lbs., 5 oz.), born at (12:13 AM) on October 4th, 2013. Brought in by the gods of storms, swaddled in the bright cloak of night, and brightened in their eyes by the light of dawn. The world has gone from chaos to order, and all things are as they should be.
May the dawn whose rays first caress them be the first of many dawns to greet them both.