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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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December 8th, 2003

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01:45 pm - ARG!
Okay, I'm sorry. If your review of book X shows a 5th grade grasp of grammar, I won't believe you read the book. I just can't see past the issues of subject-verb agreement, misplaced commas, and a complete lack of compound sentences.

If that sounds like your writing, try again.

They should really teach grammar in school. Oh, wait: they do!
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Date:December 8th, 2003 07:59 pm (UTC)

there, they're, their

Unfortunately, schools in Maryland are so concerned with getting kids to pass standardized tests that English class ends up being teaching those instead of teaching English.

The Maryland Writing Test, which you must pass in order to graduate from high school here, is actually more likely to be failed by honors students. Why? The test, two timed essays, is based solely on content, and a more advanced student is more likely to wander from the subject (having some actual writing skills).

In 12th grade, I saw the results of a girl in the 9th grade I didn't know. She'd passed - barely. Pick a grammatical error; it was present in her paper. The two that really stick in my mind are the persistent run-on sentences, and the word "ingredience" instead of ingredients in an essay on how to make pancakes.

I think that in addition to English 101, all incoming college freshman should have to take Grammar 101. If a functional knowledge of grammar is not required for the DP, it should be (but not right now!). Can't imagine being an SD and having to read page after page of tense disagreements, apostrophe ignorance and the inability to use spell-check. The very thought makes my brain hurt.
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Date:December 8th, 2003 08:10 pm (UTC)
I haven't had to read any DP's yet, though I've heard from former preceptors that occasionally they come in at about a 4th grade level. *shudders* I'd send 'em back, personally. You can always pass them on to another person to check your work.

I just read a review of a book this morning, and there was precious little evidence that he ever read the damn thing; like I said, though, his grammar was absolutely atrocious.
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Date:December 8th, 2003 09:14 pm (UTC)

Re: there, they're, their

is the maryland writing test a recent thing? i'm just curious, as i grew up in maryland and don't recall having to do it; but then, i graduated from high school almost 10 years ago, and have largely tried to repress most of my related memories.

apostrophe abuse has to be my biggest grammatical peeve. sometimes i think that if i see one more "'s" tacked on to a word that's meant to be plural, i might just crack.
Date:December 8th, 2003 10:20 pm (UTC)

Re: there, they're, their

I graduated about the same time and took it 9th grade. Reading, Math and Citzenship were the other "Maryland" tests. Some people took the test different years, especially the Citzenship test. Most people I know took it in 10th grade, but we did it in 9th at my school (in Montgomery County).
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Date:December 8th, 2003 09:17 pm (UTC)
They should really teach grammar in school. Oh, wait: they do!

well, sort of. i (like to think that i) have pretty high standards about spelling and grammatical construction in my writing, but i think i learned all of that from reading voraciously when i was young. i really didn't have a grasp on what the individual elements of grammar actually were until i started learning foreign languages. i don't have any recollection of discussing, say, direct and indirect objects in my english classes throughout all of grade school.

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