1) revamp the Buffett Ritual to include Cheeseburgers and actual singing (note: instead of opening the Gates, open the Tiki Bar)
2) the Muppet Liturgy (Statler and Waldorf as "Outdwellers")
3) the Stripper Liturgy (thanks to vampyrecandy [and her bro] for the idea) . . . (mental note: discuss whether strippers on poles would be better gatekeepers, or better axis mundi, and check whether anyone in ADF has skills that would be useful for helping out) . . . (mental note 2: try not to sound like a sexist pig for suggesting that)
4) the OSU-M*ch*g*n Game Blessing Rite (this will require new "vestments")
5) a run-of-the-mill Imbolc Rite for the Grove
6) a Sumbel for the Grove
7) another Erisian ritual (avoid using giant Golden Apples this time)
8) Ziiace foundation rite
9) one Black Mass, to go. No, I don't want fries with that.
On a totally unrelated note, I just realised that the SD of our Grove has the power to delegate out the Pursewarden or Scribe jobs if they become vacant. . . I think. I need to look at the By-Laws again.
Oh. I just got this in email (seems a lot of unrelated things are occuring here today). Some of you may know the subject of this particular article:
Pagans and Porn
"Stacy Bartley, 46, of Ravenwood, W.Va., was arrested Dec. 1 and charged in Hamilton County with four counts of aggravated arson, charges carrying a maximum penalty of 36 years in prison."
It's a disturbing article.