Must be in Columbus, OH.
Must be willing/able to do heavy lifting.
Must be willing/able to dig.
Must be willing/able to run like hell.
Ownership of a truck is a bonus.
Knowledge of pouring/molding concrete a plus.
To plant a tree.
Seriously. I have found the perfect spot. But I want to plant a tree and include a plaque that matches the other ones around, and that is at least slightly humourus.