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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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January 16th, 2004

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01:01 pm - *shudders*
Please don't make me hit anyone with the Shenannigan Shillelagh!

One more reference to "Celtic Shamanism" and I might have to break it out!



(The Shenannigan Shillelagh is reserved for incredibly dumb statements. While I respect the ability of people to come to their own religion and all that fun stuff, I'm often shocked to hear about things that make no sense when put together, like "Celtic Shamanism". There's a weird idea that the Celts developed shamanism, or even that it's a Celtic word. Not so! We can see behaviors which parallel shamanic practices among the Celts, but nothing that is definite. I'm also not a big fan of using the word "Shaman" outside of an aboriginal or indigenous tradition. Thank you so much, DJ Conway, for turning millions of nubile young fluffy bunnies into mindless waifs who desire nothing more than to practice an "authentic", "noble" tradition that never existed. You may now return to your regularly scheduled stupidity.)


(Wait a minute: I should start teaching this "authentic" and "noble" tradition. . . Then I could bag the mindless waifs. . . That's the ticket!)
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: "A Pirate Looks at Forty", -JB

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Date:January 16th, 2004 06:13 pm (UTC)
I want to be a Sel-tic shay-man too! Does this mean I have to grow a penis?
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Date:January 16th, 2004 08:57 pm (UTC)
Schlong's are a very important part of many religous rites.

Read "The Harrow on Howith Hill" for a great discussion that ties the size of King Kong's willy to the fact that onely someone with a will can apparently turn bread and wine into the flesh and blood of a 2000 year old, dead Jew.

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