January 26th, 2004
|07:10 pm - Haha!|
Is it really that improper to friend a person because you think she might be hot?
I mean, consider this: You haven't read any of her posts (except one or two), you've looked at her birthday and it's close to yours, and her user icon (which has an off-chance of being an actual picture of her, if you're lucky) is kinda hot?
No, I didn't add anyone today. But I was looking at some of the ADF "Friends" entries, and was amused at whose icons I picked to read the attached journals. I know for a fact that I've added people who I figured (or hoped) were hot on the off chance that they'd add me back (and some of you have!) and we could have civilized conversations with lots of flirting (and some of you have!).
*grins real wide*
Yeah, sometimes I'm a bastard, but at least I'm an honest bastard.
*laughs at himself even more*
And, yes, I'll admit it if I added you cuz I thought you might be hot. But you have to ask. I'll even tell you why I added you, if it wasn't *just* because you were hot :)
Hmm. . . I wonder how many current friends I can scare off with this?
*starts laughing harder than before*
Current Mood: rejuvenated
Current Music: "Gypsies in the Palace", -JB
Haha, Live Journal threw up on your comments page. :*D
You should know by now that you do not scare anyone. We all know why you added me... you though I would beat you up if you didn't. ;)
I think that it was just really, really cool that I got friended (pretty much out of the blue) to a friends-only journal.
Seeing as I didn't have a chance to read any of your stuff first, I think I was probably just hoping that there was an outside chance that you were a hottie in love with my writing style who thought I was a hottie too.
Then I found out you were married, and tried to commit suicide, but I decided that I should call the hospital when I realized it would be stupid to die for a hottie when I already have one and don't really want another. . .
(Wow, if that last paragraph happened, I could officially be classified as a "total fuckjob".)
I've had two guys do that... the whole suicide because they couldn't have me thing. And doing that to a girl who did try it for legitimate reasons... it was not flattering and was highly insulting and creepy.
I'm often amazed at how often my jokes can turn out to be not funny at all in context. *sighs* Back to the drawing board.
I'll do better next time.
Oh, I know you were joking. :P It's just amusing how random things often hit closer to reality than one would think.
It could have been worse.. you could have made a joke about starting a "Can't Have her" group... which they also did. All of that for a lesbian. Haha.
I figured you'd know I was making a joke. But it's still weird for me when that happens (and it happens quite a bit).
Freaks, starting a club to wallow in their misery together. I'd never have started a group like that, or joined one!
*quietly rips up membership card behind his back*
"Mazi... bringing sorrowful hearts together one freak at a time."