But then I get this invite.
Normally, this isn't a big deal. It's just a piece of paper (admittedly, cleverly folded), with a snowman postage stamp and my name and the Grove's address written in distinctly female script.
I love female script, by the way.
Anyway, Normally this isn't something that would really sway my decision-making.
But about a week ago I got an email from Explore telling me that he's swinging through Columbus with
Then today comes this regular, every-day invitation, and right smack on the front of it is this sexy line:
"Cedar Lights Grove will lead Saturday Night's Main Ritual"
Now, I admit, that doesn't sound sexy. You know, in print, to most people, it'd look really, really flat.
But to me, this means "Hey, my Harem will be there!" [strike two]
And then I open it up and look inside. There are a bunch of workshops that look, at best, pretty "okay". But one catches my eye:
Taught by Sati,
Cedar Light Grove
And all I can think of is Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
Upon further reflection, I have realized that this is probably not the type of Ginger she means, but, I mean, Christ! When my mind starts to move in that direction, there's just nothing that can stop it! [strike three, I'm out]
So, well, hell. Now what?
I suppose I need to start looking to see if I can get that Friday off, huh?
Why didn't you girls *tell* me you'd be there!?!
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