You see, if you look at saffronhare's bio, you'll note that she got sick of her bio and held a contest to have others write her bio for her. (No, I'm not just pointing you there so you can see that I won!)
Now, I know my friends love me. They think I'm great. Because of this, I'm going to turn my bio over to them (read: YOU) for the weekend. When I swing back through on Monday and peruse this entry's comments, I'd like to have a bunch of new bios posted for me.
The Truth should be no obstacle to a good story, or so I like to say. Please feel free to disregard it.
So, in short: write me a bio. Make my life exciting, enjoyable, and fun. The best bios get to join in a rotating spotlight. I'll change the bio once a week for 3 months or until I run out of bios, whichever comes first.
Remember, it sucks to be boring.