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Ár nDraíocht Féin
Three Cranes
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March 19th, 2004

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06:33 pm - And a contest. . .
I've decided to take a lead from another.

You see, if you look at saffronhare's bio, you'll note that she got sick of her bio and held a contest to have others write her bio for her. (No, I'm not just pointing you there so you can see that I won!)

Now, I know my friends love me. They think I'm great. Because of this, I'm going to turn my bio over to them (read: YOU) for the weekend. When I swing back through on Monday and peruse this entry's comments, I'd like to have a bunch of new bios posted for me.

The Truth should be no obstacle to a good story, or so I like to say. Please feel free to disregard it.

So, in short: write me a bio. Make my life exciting, enjoyable, and fun. The best bios get to join in a rotating spotlight. I'll change the bio once a week for 3 months or until I run out of bios, whichever comes first.

Remember, it sucks to be boring.
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
Current Music: "Coconut Telegraph", -JB

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Date:March 22nd, 2004 09:42 am (UTC)
A Limerick in honor of Mike:

There once was a druid named Mike
Who loved to frolic and hike.
His office is cool
and his legs make you drool
but he's too tall to ride a bike.

(yeah, horrible ending, but I got stuck!)

And now, a slightly risqué Limerick in Honor of Mike:
Mike is a great friend to all
he makes women blush and fall
For him, to be sure
he's got the cure
and his harem is at his beck and call!

Finally, a TRUE dirty Limerick:
Mike is tall and lean-muscled
and his hair always looks tussled.
What has he done?
We wonder as one
as he never arrives looking hustled.

(Hmm, that one was dirtier in my head, but I lost my nerve. LOL)

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Date:March 22nd, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
Gah! I want the really dirty one! PLEASE! I could be persuaded to return the favour!

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