April 8th, 2004
|09:32 am - Virginity|
Interesting. Virginity has a number of definitions, but the one that intrigued me most was this:
3. An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.
In other words, women can become virgins again through religious vows.
How do you like them apples?
Current Mood: interested
Current Music: "Lovely Lady", -JB
Hmmm.... "NOUN: 1. The condition or quality of being pure or chaste.
2a. Virginity. b. Virtuous character. c. Celibacy."
Sooo... Since I'm unmarried, have rededicated myself to my faith, and strive for a virtuous character...
w00t! Re-virginization party!
Dare I ask what one *does* during a re-virginization party?
One receives many gifts of items for self-pleasure, drinks cherry flavored drinks, eats cherry pie, and is officially declared a born-again virgin. There is usually a tiara and many crude and embarrassing jokes.
You may not tell anyone that I just gave away girl secrets. ROFL